Shell Shocked Men's Tee

He’s been horizontal since embarkation.

Cocktail in hand. Regret in hindsight. And sunburn in places the sun shouldn't reach.

Meet Shell Shocked—the shirt for the guy who came to relax and somehow ended up the center of the cruise gossip thread.

With bold retro graphics and a party clam that’s clearly been through some things, this tee is perfect for that man in your life who says “I don’t really drink” right before his third piña colada and a cannonball off the adults-only deck.

Warning: may attract flirtatious retirees and unsolicited high fives.

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