Save the Neck For Me, Clark Long Sleeve Tee

Save the Neck for Me, Clark 

Every family’s got a Clark. And every Clark’s got that one relative who calls dibs on the neck.

Check out Save the Neck for Me, Clark, a vintage-style nod to everyone’s favorite holiday meltdown. This retro turkey design captures the chaos, comedy, and charm of those perfectly imperfect family gatherings.

Comfortable. Bold. Lightly roasted.

Warm earth tones meet mid-century humor in a unisex long-sleeve built for kitchen duty, smoker sessions, or post-feast naps. It’s soft, durable, and guaranteed to earn at least one knowing laugh from across the table (or deck).

Oh, and don’t forget — Santa never charges for delivery… and neither do we.

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