River Rat Men's Tee

You never asked how deep. You just jumped.

This one’s for the guys who’ve hauled a cooler with one hand and a kayak in the other, who know every rope swing by heart and how to pop a beer with a river rock. If your summer smells like sunscreen, sweat, and wet nylon straps — congrats, you’re already on the team.

Vintage crossed paddles on the chest, distressed lettering that looks like it’s been through three floods, and a fit that feels broken in from the first float.

Perfect for: rock scrapes, cooler races, sunburned shoulders, and chasing the current like it owes you money.

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