Embroidered Apron

Somewhere between nice and no comment lives the kitchen version of holiday mischief.

The Define Naughty apron brings that energy straight to the stovetop — featuring our signature design embroidered in crisp red and white thread across a sleek black canvas. Crafted from a durable cotton-poly blend with an adjustable neck strap and deep front pockets, it’s built for long nights of recipe “experimentation” and perfectly timed chaos.

This isn’t your grandma’s apron (unless your grandma drinks bourbon and swears creatively while she bakes). It’s soft, sturdy, and unapologetically cheeky — the perfect companion for hosting, roasting, and raising a little trouble along the way.

Pairs well with: peppermint schnapps, burned cookies, and plausible deniability.